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To be honest, I don’t even know what to write for the intro this week. Again, I have the whole plot on the back of the DVD case for “Final Decision”. There doesn’t seem to be much to it but they’re determined to stretch this out for 92 minutes anyway. A man is looking at […]

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it happened. The one thing I was most concerned about – one of those $2 DVDs turned out to be a pretty decent movie and I was left without anything to mock. I have rallied, and chosen one from the pile that is guaranteed to be terrible, but for a while there […]

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“House of the Dead” glories in a whole 2 stars out of a possible 10 over at IMDB, so I can already tell I’m in for a fun time. It’s yet another horror movie here at Zwolanerd as I’m reliably informed that tomorrow is Halloween. Being Australian means I am aware of  Halloween in the […]

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“Jennifer’s Shadow” is a horror thriller mystery, and I am watching it right before bed because I am incredibly hard core. It’s another one of those movies with two names, this one is also known as “Chronicle of the Raven.” You can make your own “That’s so Raven” joke here. Inside a large, dark house, […]

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The entire plot is printed on the back of the DVD case for “Bull Dance”. I’m going to assume this is as a warning to people who might be thinking of either buying or watching it. It’s convoluted, so try to stay with me here. This movie is listed as “Forbidden Sun” on IMDB, but […]

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