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Pop Culture Time Machine is when I choose what role I’d go back and play if I were given the choice (and a time machine).

Previous entries had me taking over a part that someone else played, but I can’t do that here. In this instance, it’s an event that I would choose to be attend:

The Beatles’ Rooftop Concert on January 30, 1969

BeatlesrooftopI considered two other Beatles events – their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show and their concert at Shea Stadium in 1965 – but this one wins out for two reasons:

  1. Later Beatles are my favorite Beatles
  2. It was their very last performance together

It must have been strange for those who stumbled on that concert that day. If you watched any of Let It Be, you can see the bewildered looks on a few faces (as well as a few who were clearly bothered by the racket). But to the fans, it must have been a bit magical.  Free concert! By The Beatles! Of course, there was no way any of those who gathered to listen could know this was the last time the group would perform together. Knowing that would make the event more meaningful, more bittersweet.

I think my favorite part is that you can see moments of joy on each of their faces. There was so much animosity and so many bad feelings among the four of them by this time (they officially disbanded 10 months later), but for 42 minutes they were doing what they loved with a group who did it better than most.

It would’ve been something to see.

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Yesterday my computer decided it was pretty much time to retire from this computering business and shut itself down permanently. As a result, I don’t have a video for you because nothing downloaded in time and so instead I am taking you on a wander down memory lane with a look at my most memorable and important to me game characters.  One of the joys of online gaming is the ability to be whoever you want to be, as we all know.  One of the facts of online gaming is you often end up being just you, but with the less interesting bits edited out. Usually. Okay sometimes. Anyway let’s carry on shall we?

I have played many, many MMOs which means I get a lot of emails from games I barely remember. Most of these games have, obviously, not absorbed me in any way and so I wander off to poke something new. Other games have really grabbed me, and so here is a slightly too long list of the toons I’ve really loved. The prompt I was given was “What part of you did these characters represent?” and I’m going to give that a go and see where we end up.

The Sims Online – Horizonpurple
I don’t have a snap of ol’HP. Well I do, but it’s on a hard drive somewhere and I can’t find the hard drive. TSO was basically the original Sims graphically with added bits to make it more MMOish. You’d buy or move into a house, and run the house as a skill house (learning logic, charm, mechanical skill etc), a money house (making gnomes, solving chalkboard problems etc) or a fun house (games). Horizonpurple lived in Alphaville, mostly at a money house called Board to Death (chalkboards – geddit?).

In many ways, it was a chatroom with goals, and I invested  many many hours in it. The house I lived in was one of the most popular ones (nothing to do with me, the house owner worked hard to get it to the top of the list) and as a result I met many many people over the course of the year or so I lived there. It was a social outlet as well as a fun game, and HP made a lot of friends. It’s sort of hard to explain why HP retains such fond memories, possibly because she was my first real toon in my first real virtual world. The possibilities of being someone completely different were endless, but really I just was me but in a pretty frock. The other aspect was of course social. I’d done my share of chatrooms, mailing lists and even spent time on a BBS but this felt like sending a little me out into a world.

ZiggySecond Life – Ziggy Quirk
Whispers of Second Life swept through TSO. The limitations of Sims Online were becoming apparent, and people wanted to upload their own stuff to sell or enjoy. Second Life offered exactly that. When I think of my early time in SL, it was Summer. Or it smells like Summer. I wish I’d taken more snaps, but I was too busy figuring out how to walk. I went in with a friend from TSO who was into skinny goth chicks so for my first couple of weeks I was a skinny goth chick, but that wore off pretty quick. It was hard to find a place in Second Life and there were many times when I would think of giving up, but eventually I made a teddy bear. People liked it, I made some more and come Valentine’s Day I was rich, rich I tell you! Which wasn’t the point.

Ziggy was loud, a  little brash and able to walk into a drama without even looking for it. An emotional banshee, basically. Bold. Also she has zappy antennae which is awesome. Ziggy was almost a “pure me” if that makes sense. A Lyn-Concentrate, distilled down into one over active and easily distracted avatar. I say one, I mean six. I always had issues with alt-collecting.

With Ziggy I raised money for charity, I learned photoshop (a bit), I danced in space, fell in and out of crushes, visited a million places, and made friends. I tried to drag some pre-existing friends into the game but they never hung around, so I made new ones.  Good friends, brilliant friends, friends I still see daily.  The advent of new building tools and my general lack of time and interest to learn those tools meant I wandered away from Second Life. It feels odd to be in game without creating anything, and I never quite managed to just be a “player” instead of a “creator” so the draw was lost, though I still pop in for events. The increasing computer requirements and resulting lag were also a factor.

glitchGlitch – Lily Frog, Esq
Glitch was beautiful, and I’m excited about Eleven Giants which is a plan to reopen the world of Ur as imagined by the Eleven Giants of Glitch.  Glitch is the one game I’ve left unwillingly – it closed down leaving us without a single gas plant to harvest or a pig to nibble.  Lily Frog, Esq (later Lyn Frog, Esq as so many Lily’s joined) was me if I’d had not a worry in the world. I think it was much the same for everyone who played. If you didn’t have anywhere to be in the morning, and could earn your money just wandering aimlessly, wouldn’t you do it? I would.  It was a game you could play however you liked, be it power levelling to level cap or collecting a bajillion bubbles for no real reason other than to say “I have a bajillion bubbles”. Lily was also incredibly social in Glitch, more so than in any other game. I’d drop everything to attend a random event or visit a random person.

dartfrogWorld of Warcraft – Dartfrog (and Jadefrog. Slyfrog. Oh, and the other Dartfrog and…)
You may have spotted a theme in my WoW names. Although I play four or five toons seriously and another 7 or 8 casually, Dartfrog the Orc Hunter is what I still consider my “main” even if I don’t play her as much as the others. Dart is the very first toon created on my account waaaay back in whenever it was. I can’t remember, I said last week 2005 or so and that’s the best I can do, datewise. In those days, Dart was actually a Night Elf, but when I went Horde I didn’t want to abandon her so I moved her with me.

Although I’m not usually green and my teeth are somewhat less tusky, Orc Dartfrog is probably the best representation of me in the MMO world. She’s badly geared, easily distracted and doesn’t group.  The other Dartfrog (Worgen) who I rolled years after Orc Dart reached 90 ages before she did. To be fair to ol’Orcyface levelling took longer back in the day (you’re lucky this post isn’t “Here’s what I remember WoW was like in Vanilla”) but even so. She’s taken her time to get to 90 just as I take my time to get to things, or to learn things. She’d also rather craft than quest right now, which seems apt. She’s also likely to flee in the face of danger, which is just sensible.

And yes, I’m aware I sound like a mad woman referring to Dartfrog like she’s a whole real person, but she kind of is. She’s been through a lot, has Dart. She’s sturdy, as should I be.

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CatFromOuterSpaceI was 6 years old in 1978, barely aware that movies were even a thing. I don’t remember what the first movie I ever saw was, but I remember seeing Mary Poppins at a friend’s house when I was young, and I remember the Disney cartoon Robin Hood, but I have no frame of reference for when any of those things happened.

Suffice to say I didn’t see any of these movies until much later. Well, except for the honorable mention. I had to have been pretty young when I saw that one.

Honorable Mention: The Cat from Outer Space – I remember that the cat had a collar that would glow as an indication it was using telekinesis, and that’s about all I remember.

7. National Lampoon’s Animal House – I get that this is an “important” movie in the “wild college movies” genre, but… ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Some scenes hold up better than the movie as a whole – who doesn’t want to smash an acoustic guitar at some point in their life, right?

6. Same Time Next Year – More interesting than good, watching the characters grow and change through the different decades. If you didn’t know beforehand that it was based on a play, you’d pretty much guess it while watching.

5. Paradise Alley – I read Stallone’s book way before I ever saw the movie. Very Rocky-ish, which probably isn’t surprising.

4. Grease – Most people have fond memories of this movie because the songs are peppy and fun, but, man, the message is terrible: “Girls, the best way to get a man is to change everything about yourself so he’ll like you.” Bleah.

3. The Deer Hunter – For several years I was really “into” the Vietnam War. I read all kinds of books about it and wrote reports for school. I’m pretty sure it was because of Rambo: First Blood Part II, but it led me to some very interesting movies eventually.  (Like this one, if that wasn’t immediately clear.)

2. Superman – This movie doesn’t really belong this high on the list, but I gotta take the year as a whole into account.  It’s never going to show up on my Top Twenty, Fifty, or even Hundred, that much I know.

1. Halloween – It basically created the slasher flick, and it introduced us all to Jamie Lee Curtis, so give it a little respect, okay? Just, you know, maybe don’t think about the sequels too much.

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These things meow at me more than my actual cats do.

These things meow at me more than my actual cats do.

I know I’m late to this party. The first post in the Minecraft thread on my forum is from four years ago. Everybody but me was playing on the same server and building these crazy ornate temples and towers. I read along and looked at all the pictures and watched the videos and was amazed/intrigued, but all of it reinforced that it just “wasn’t for me.” At least part of that was because I don’t have a good PC gaming setup anymore, I know. It’s much easier to play console games, so its appearance on the Xbox One (and its $5 price tag) made it a “ehhhhhhh, why not?” decision for me.

Sure enough, now I’m hooked, just like everybody else… but not in the same way that I’ve seen most other people get hooked. Here’s how I’ve been playing:

After the initial “just survive the first few nights” I got a basic house built. The first version had windows, but I got weirded out by Creepers looking at me all night, so the current version is a 3-block high 20×40 (roughly) stone house with jack-o’-lanterns around the parapet.

For reasons I can’t quite determine, I’m driven to flatten the area around the house in an ever-widening circle. Given enough time, I would most likely flatten the whole map (an impossible/ridiculous task). I can now see the sea from my house, 150m or so away. “Flattening” (at least the way I mean it) is not only digging hills until they’re gone, but also filling in holes (or at least putting a top layer on it).

I did build a Q*bert pyramid pretty soon after I built my house, but it blocked my view of the ocean so I knocked it down. I’ll build another one at some point, you can bet on it.

I have a quarry immediately behind my house that is too big because I didn’t really understand what I was doing when I started it. Now that it’s that big I’ll need to clear it all out eventually. I have stairs on either side of it that go all the way down to bedrock, and the bottom level is completely clear. It weirds me out to go down there because it’s dark and the ceiling is only two blocks above the floor.

Yes, I get claustrophobic while playing. I have also experienced vertigo. The claustrophobia is a big encouragement for me to keep clearing out the quarry, honestly.

Sometimes I’ll just take off in a direction loaded up with a bunch of pickaxes, shovels, and torches and dig in a straight line until I come out the other side of something. Unfortunately, sometimes what I come out into is lava or water.

There’s no story, really, but I find I’m driven by goals: get a house, get a compass, get a map, build a track, that kind of thing. The achievements have guided some of my goals, as I wouldn’t have known to try for some things without that guidance.

The map is my favorite thing, now that I’ve figured out how to read it. It has x, y, and z coordinates, so naturally I set off to find the (0,0,0) point. Sadly, the bedrock wouldn’t let me go farther down than y=4, so that was disappointing. I would like to set up some sort of monument at the (0,0) point, though. Something more than just the pit that’s there now.

If I hadn’t written down one of the axes that my house was on (z=-240), I would have been irrevocably lost at one point. I got turned around and headed in the complete wrong direction. I was 1,000m off my mark by the time I figured it out.

I wish there was a way to add the coordinates to your HUD. Right now you can only see them if you are holding the map. But maybe that would make things too easy?

Using Creepers to mine is kind of fun, as long as you can lead them to the right place and get them to detonate safely enough.

I’m having a hard time reconciling the time I put into this game to do… nothing. Like, 80 hours in Final Fantasy VII, at least I’m getting an epic story, right? Three hours spent mining in this and I’ve… got some resources I can use and a slightly-flatter landspace. I realize that most games don’t give you anything tangible, of course, but the story is something, at least. I am a firm believer in the adage “time enjoyed is never time wasted,” but I’m having a hard time with this one for some reason.

Maybe if I built something…

 

 

 

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Sorry about the picture quality, but Commander Zwordling Shepard doesn't have time for your fancy picture takin' rituals.

Sorry about the picture quality, but Commander Zwordling Shepard doesn’t have time for your fancy picture takin’ rituals.

I finally earned the last achievement in Mass Effect 3, 348 days after I got the first achievement in Mass Effect 3. The very last achievement I got was the Veteran achievement, earned for dispatching 5,000 foes. The victim that put me over the goal was a virtual Cerberus agent in the Arena matches on the Citadel, but there were many Reapers, Collectors, and Cerberus agents before him (4,999 of them, to be exact). This last push was prompted by a sale on XBox Live that included the last DLC I hadn’t bought yet for Mass Effect 3 (Omega, in case you’re wondering).

I know there’s plenty of debate over achievements and how they affect a person’s enjoyment of games. I’m unlikely to solve that here, but I will say a couple of things about achievements (that are probably repeats of things I’ve said before):

  • Getting all of the achievements on a game I love is like getting the extra frosting for a Cinnabon.
  • Getting all of the achievements on a game I don’t enjoy is like putting toothpaste back in the tube.
  • Attempting to get some achievements has led to me seeing parts of some games I wouldn’t have otherwise.
  • Attempting to get some achievements has led me to trying things in games I wouldn’t have otherwise.

I’m not an “Achievement Hunter” in the sense of “I will get and play a game with the specific intent of getting all the achievements.” My 46.62% on TrueAchievements should make that perfectly clear. But I do enjoy getting all the achievements on games I really like. I have gotten all the achievements on 21 retail games and 10 arcade games, which really doesn’t sound like that much to me overall.

I have gotten all the achievements for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. There are still 22 achievements left for me to get on Mass Effect, and I do hope to get them eventually, but they are a lot of work and will take a few different versions of Shepard (something I am very loathe to do, as we have discussed previously).

What are your favorite games you’ve completed (both gameplay-wise and achievement-wise)?

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