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Let’s be realistic, this post is just another reason to post this picture of Winona staring into your soul.

It’s interesting to look back on Winona’s career. Those of us who experienced Winona’s career as it was happening were captivated by some pretty big movies. Beetlejuice, Heathers, and Edward Scissorhands put her permanently on our movie maps, and if you didn’t have a crush on her when you were in high school you were lying. But here, now, looking back, her track record is… hmm. Let’s just put it this way: avoid Lost Souls, and if the the 3.3 rating on IMDb of The Letter is any indication, maybe skip that one, too. But, hey, even Meryl Streep has duds in her filmography (I mean, I’m assuming she does, I don’t really know).

Of the 51.25% of her movies that I’ve seen, these are my favorites (and, yes, that percentage seems low to me, too – I’ll remedy that as I’m able):

10. Alien: Resurrection (1997) – I know I’m supposed to hate this movie, but I just don’t. It’s not as good as Alien or Aliens, but how many of Sigourney Weaver’s other movies are, either?

9. Dracula (1992) – Complain about Keanu all you want, there’s a lot of creepy fantasticness about this movie.

8. A Scanner Darkly (2006) – Robert Downey, Jr. is the real star of this one, even though Keanu is supposed to be.

7. Mr. Deeds (2002) – My second-favorite Adam Sandler movie after The Wedding Singer.

6. Little Women (1994) – This is one of the few movies of this type I can stand to watch.

5. Reality Bites (1994) – I used to really, really like this movie, but I kind of feel like if I rewatched it it would be too 90s for me now.

4. Girl, Interrupted (1999) – This was a labor of love for Winona, and it really comes across. Sure, it’s more Angelina Jolie’s movie, but without Winona you don’t have it.

3. Heathers (1988) – I go through stages with this one. The first time I saw it, I loved it. The next few times I didn’t. I think it’s about time to rewatch it, but I know that it’s an iconic role, for sure.

2. Beetlejuice (1988) – This one is probably the most Winona-iest role. You really can’t imagine anyone else playing her part.

1. Edward Scissorhands (1990) – This one wins for me because this is one of my all-time favorite movies ever. I want Winona to do more movies with Tim Burton. Make it happen, Internet!

Special mentions go to Star Trek and Black Swan – Star Trek because it was so strange and awesome to have her be Spock’s mom and Black Swan because she really was fantastic in that – but neither of those movies are “Winona” movies, and yes, I recognize that Alien Resurrection could be similarly categorized, but it’s my list and that’s how my brain is currently working.

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Standard operating procedure for ensemble shows is to pair the ensembles off in different configurations and situations. If you have strong enough characters and good writing, these pairings don’t seem forced or weird, they just grow from what would naturally happen if those personalities were put together in those circumstances. The trick can be either having an interesting setting for the pairings or having great characters that make the situation interesting. I think this episode has both of these, even while I don’t think this is the strongest Better Off Ted episode.

The Medieval Fight Club is the setting for Ted hanging out with Phil and Lem, and while it is certainly fun to see the characters interact in this environment, it sure does require a pretty hefty suspension of disbelief. No matter how crazy things are at Veridian, I find it very difficult to believe that they would let their employees have at each other with swords and maces in the sub-basement.

Linda and Veronica’s storyline is a bit more mundane, but Veronica’s horrible confessions are almost as fantastical. I’m not exactly sure how we can hear about a character deporting her grandfather and sleep-feeding her sister and still like her, but I think that’s a testimony to Portia’s portrayal more than anything else. I also find Veronica’s response to death fascinating – there’s more a sense of inconvenience than of loss (a sense repeated in a later episode when a coworker dies at the office), as evidenced by Veronica talking about her driver dying before mentioning that her grandmother had. Veronica is ultimately pretty selfish, but, again, remains likable. Nice trick, Better Off Ted writers!

The overall theme of this episode, of course, is “can employees and bosses be friends?” The question gets answered in several different ways, a much more realistic approach than an all-or-nothing yes or no. In the case of Linda and Veronica, the answer seems to be “no,” and it’s mostly because of Veronica’s misunderstanding of how friendship works. Again, it’s more because of her selfishness than anything but it still doesn’t look like there’d be any way past that, short of Veronica changing drastically, and we saw how that went last week with her trying to soften her image. For Ted and Phil and Lem, I think the answer is more of an “it depends.” While the whole fight club thing went poorly, the initial offer from Ted to go get beers together sounded like something they had done before and would have been fine.  Then, of course, there’s Ted and Linda, who are friends and could most likely be more.

If we had talked about this episode before I rewatched it for this write-up, I would have remembered it more fondly, I think. There are many things to like about it, but it didn’t hold together as well as I remembered. I think a big part of it for me is how much suspension of disbelief is required for Veridian hosting the Medieval Fight Club, even though I really liked Medieval Fight Club. This might have been solved if it had been moved offsite from Veridian, I think.

Bits and Pieces:

  • Veronica’s grandmother was her driver and housekeeper
  • “I always thought Veronica lived here” – Lem
    “Me, too. You know, she just finds a comfortable chair and powers down for the night.” – Phil
  • “Which, by the way, is a year Botswana’s never gonna get back.” – Ted, about his ex-wife, who we find out is named Stacy
  • Lem wants to talk to Phil about inviting Ted to Medieval Fight Club and says to Ted “It’s not about you” and then “Still not about you” when they haven’t moved far enough away
  • “Street crud” – Phil
  • For some reason, Phil specifying “The dummy” after Lem tells the story about the ventriloquist and the dummy: “At the end of the day, you know who’s gonna end up sleeping in a suitcase” just cracks me up. Thanks for clarifying, Phil!
  • Veronica doesn’t get drunk…until she does and then thumps her head on the table
  • Linda’s “You want one of these?” to a sleeping, drunken Veronica is something I not only enjoy, but also used with a coworker last week, though I’m sure he had no idea what it was from
  • Of course Ted is good at fight club.
  • Phil and Lem think Ted’s ex was crazy and crazy-hot.
  • Veronica finds it very easy to fire someone, and she demonstrates hilariously to Linda the different ways she could do it. Linda’s not being sure if Veronica is really firing her or not is completely believable!
  • “We like that you’re successful at everything you do,” says Lem to Ted about him being good at fight club, because of course Ted is good at fight club.
  • “I’m like her brain toilet” – Linda, about Veronica’s admissions
  • “I don’t think so, fellas. I’m done with Medieval Fight Club. I have a girlfriend now.” – the Groth. Sure it’s an easy joke, but it’s handled subtly and is better for it.
  • “Let’s not get into who shrunk whose office or who cancelled whose dental plan” – Veronica
  • Veronica’s intense gaze when she says “I’m listening now” to Linda. It’s extremely brief, but very unsettling.
  • Did anyone else feel like Linda’s dress was a bit too cleavage-y for an office setting?  It seemed very odd.
  • “I guess I could go beat up some single dads.” – Ted
  • I’m a little afraid of Xena-Linda, too, Phil and Lem. I feel your pain.

Coworkers seen/mentioned in this episode:

  • Gil, the IT Guy/King
  • Joe, who Veronica hates and gives Linda’s work to
  • Francis “the” Groth

Commercial:

Veridian Dynamics. Bosses. Everybody has one. Without bosses we’d be like these worms: disgusting. Bosses make everything better. So listen to your boss, and don’t question them. Otherwise you’re no better than a worm. Veridian Dynamics. Bosses. Necessary.

Ideas/Inventions mentioned in this episode:

  • Taste-Altering Brain Implant – a nanodevice surgically implanted in the braing that makes everything a person eat taste sweet. “Elective brain surgery still tested higher than diet and exercise.”

Next week: S01E09 – Bioshuffle

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I literally heard about this upcoming game for the first time today and I got so excited I forgot what I was actually going to post.

I was surprised to learn just how many Ninja Turtles games there have been, because I have only played four: the NES one (ridiculously difficult), the two arcade titles, and the 2007 TMNT game, which I really enjoyed even if it was short and didn’t have 4-player, which I think is kind of ridiculous – there’s four Turtles, make it 4-player co-op! Regardless, this new game shows a lot of promise, even if it’s a downloadable arcade game instead of a full on-disc thing. A lot of people are saying the phrase “Arkham-style fighting,” and I can see that and I’m totally on-board with that. Also, that phrase makes me think that someone has for sure done a Gangnam Style parody named Arkham Style, but I’m not even going to look it up.

I have not yet had the chance to watch the newest incarnation of the Turtles on Nickolodeon, but I like the look of it that I’ve seen in trailers and whatnot. If Netflix ever gets it, I’m sure I’ll catch up on it. I started watching The Next Mutation series on Netflix, but I’m not sure that I’ll finish that one.

Oddly enough, I associate the Turtles with Easter, but  let me be quick to say it isn’t for any religious reasons! My family always celebrated Easter, but we never did the Easter basket thing. The girl I was dating my Senior year of high school gave me my first ever Easter basket in 1990, and she included the first trade paperback collection of Turtles comics. I still have it and the following three collections, and it’s still the best version of the Turtles, and Eastman and Laird would agree. This history is fascinating, especially their comments on the cartoon show, which was most people’s intro to the group.

I hope this new game lives up to the promise of that video!

Turtle Thoughts:

  • Donatello will always be my favorite Turtle, and if he’s going to have a voice it ought to be Corey Feldman.
  • I liked the first movie April better than the subsequent one.
  • Any time I see Elias Koteas in anything, he’s still Casey Jones to me.
  • I’ve always been amused by Krang, and if I were a lady and ever got pregnant, you can bet I’d want to do this.
  • I have bought two of the TMNT Lego sets but haven’t put them together yet
  • I still have my Turtles figures from ~1989. They’re unboxed, so they’re not worth anything to anyone else.
  • I got in a heated discussion on Twitter a few weeks ago because I believe Secret of the Ooze to be the worst of the three live action Turtles movies.
  • Even so, I still love the phrase, “Yeah, a little too Raph” from that movie
  • I had a cassette copy of the music from the Coming Out of Their Shells tour, and remember actually enjoying a couple of the songs. I should dig up a copy of that and re-listen and see if I still do.
  • Somewhere I still have part of a Ninja Turtles costume that consists of a bandanna (orange/Michelangelo, I think) with a Turtle nose attached to it.
  • I will unironically listen to the song Turtle Power from the first live action movie any time it’s on.

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SUMMARY

In the pilot episode of Wonderfalls, we are introduced to our main character, Jaye Tyler. She works in a tacky gift shop in Niagara Falls, Buffalo, New York, despite having completed a philosophy degree at Brown University. After being passed over for a promotion to assistant manager (which goes to high schooler Alec AKA The Mouthbreather), Jaye angrily tosses a quarter at a fountain, which bounces off the statue of the Maid of the Mist and conks her on the head. Shortly after this, Jaye has an altercation with a customer over a “smooshy” wax lion figurine, which suddenly begins talking to her. This causes Jaye to faint, worrying her family, who all stage an intervention at her trailer. Her father urges her to see the same therapist her mother sees, Dr. Ron, whose brass monkey bookend also gets chatty. Swiping the monkey, Jaye drowns her sorrows in some alcohol at The Barrel, a local bar, running into her friend (Mahandra, although she is never named in this episode) and the new bartender. The following day, back at the gift shop, the wax lion harangues Jaye into asking Thomas, the EPS delivery guy, about his missing wedding ring, and later to set him up with her sister, Sharon, on a date. The date goes terribly, as Sharon announces she is a lesbian. When Thomas has an allergic reaction to peanuts, they have to rush him to the hospital. Afterward, Jaye and Sharon share a heartfelt moment, Thomas and his nurse fall in love, and the episode ends with Jaye being told by a stuffed bear in the gift shop to help someone with toilet paper stuck to their shoe.

Pilot episodes can be an interesting prospect. The goal is to set up the environment that characters are living in and introduce us to them, and make us want to come back and see how the story develops. (And to sell the series to whatever entity is going to make it available to the public.) Sometimes it goes seamlessly into the the rest of the series, and other times you wonder if you missed something. Let’s start with the good things about this episode.

Jaye is a fantastic character right from the beginning. She’s complicated, but we seem to get a good sense of her right away. She’s obviously smart, but unmotivated. She’s witty but ambivalent. She is secure in her identity, and seems completely comfortable to be “over-educated and unemployable”. We also get the impression that she is a black sheep to her family, who are much more hard-working (although Jaye says that they are equally dissatisfied with life). A character that is brusque and acerbic is sometimes hard to make likeable, but it’s easy to empathize with Jaye. Things don’t seem to bother her, and when they do, she says so.

The writing in this show is also hilarious. From Jaye’s deadpan “I’m a crazy person”, to Sharon fighting her seatbelt (to this day, everytime I do that, it reminds me of this episode), the comedy hits the exact right tone. A lot of the funniest bits, including the seat belt scene, where improvised by the actors themselves. Thomas’ chirpy squeaks after the trachiotomy is another example. This doesn’t take away my original point that the writing is great (Mahandra’s line about Jaye being crazy is fantastic), but it’s a nice touch that the actors all brought something special to the table. The humor is genuine, and it shows.

You can't talk! You don't have a larynx!

You can’t talk! You don’t have a larynx!

On to things I didn’t like. We are kind of beaten over the head with this idea that Jaye and her sister Sharon do not get along. Jaye tells Dr. Ron that Sharon “hates” her, and Sharon lists several unpleasant things throughout the episode that Jaye has done to her at some point. It seemed more plausible that Jaye and her brother didn’t get along, from the way he dismissively calls her insane. Both Jaye and Sharon go back and forth with “you hate me” “no, you hate ME” bickering. We don’t ever get a reason or rationale why they would dislike each other.

The other storyline that I didn’t buy was the bartender coming on to Jaye. OK, so 6 days ago, he was blissfully happy and married, and he’s already thinking about moving on? Yes, I realize that he pointedly said “rebound”, but for someone who was crying three days prior, it seems like a big leap to make that he would already be thinking about starting something with a complete stranger. They have some cute moments, and admittedly lots of chemistry, I just felt that for someone who had just had his heart broken not even a week ago, he was pretty aggressive in trying to get her to start something with him. At this point, Jaye seems quite disinterested in his advances, although she seems to enjoy chatting with him, so we’ll see where it leads. Also, it’s important to note that his name is Eric, as he is not named in this episode. How strange is it that we are given more information about his estranged wife than we are about him?

Some funny things I noticed: Jaye can apparently leave the gift shop to go chase down people or steal quarters from the fountain on a whim. She also brought the Wax Lion back to work with her after questioning her sanity – which should really have made her question it! If something was talking to me, I’d probably have tossed it over the side of the rail into the river.

Other than the introduction of all of our characters, this episode lays the groundwork for the show’s premise, which is the muses; or, the inanimate objects that tell Jaye to do things. The first is the Wax Lion, who has Jaye asking Thomas the EPS guy where his ring is, chasing a quarter down the street, returning a stolen purse to the angry customer, and setting up the blind date between Sharon and Thomas. The Brass Monkey gets Jaye to tell her sister “I love you”. Finally, the Barrel Bear tells Jaye to “find a penny, pick it up”, and “don’t squeeze the Charmin”, and has her chasing a stranger with toilet paper stuck to their shoe down the street. We’re meant to infer that the conk on the head at the beginning of the episode caused the muses to start communicating with Jaye, and this either means she’s crazy or it has altered her brain in some way.

At this point, we aren’t sure what or who is causing this. Jaye questions this herself, as she wonders aloud whether it’s God, or Satan, or something else. It’s unclear whether the directives are good or bad, because at first they seem bad (like when asking about the ring causes Thomas to cry) but seem to work out for the best (Thomas and Sharon both find romance, even though it’s not with each other). Todd Holland, co-creator of the show with Bryan Fuller, said that the show is a modern take on Joan of Arc, where the “consciousness” or God talks to Jaye/Joan through inanimate objects. Jaye and Mahandra have a conversation about this at the bar where her friend talks about how the universe is made up of consciousness and everything has a soul, and Jaye’s denial of this is what is causing the lion to talk to her. The idea of a higher power and its role in morality comes and goes through the show, so we’ll revisit it again.

Next up is the episode Pink Flamingo, where Jaye has to figure out if her attitude is harming her family and what she can do about it.

TRIVIA & REFERENCES

  • The View-Master toy has been around a long time. It was invented (not as a toy) in the late 1930s, although it was popularized in its present form in 1966.
  • The Maid of the Mist is a real legend, although apparently having many variations. The First Nations people around Niagara Falls have banned the telling of it, since it’s not one of their legends, but apparently a “white man’s construct,” as Todd Holland mentions in the commentary for this episode.
  • The angry Texan tourist (who is apparently named Ronnie – thanks IMDB!) mentions that she knows all about identity theft because Morley Safer did a program on it. Morley Safer is a reporter for CBS and 60 Minutes, and he actually did a story on this topic.
  • The Wax Lion (and later the Barrel Bear) sing a number of songs to coerce Jaye into following their suggestions. The first is the Michigan J. Frog song, “Hello! Ma Baby,” popularized by the WB televison network, which was one of the first songs ever to reference the telephone. Following that is “K-I-S-S-I-N-G”, a popular kid’s playground rhyme, and “Daisy Bell”, with Sharon’s name added in. “Daisy Bell” is a pretty old song; it was composed in 1892!
  • The creators wanted to get the “dirty kid eating Spaghetti-Os out of a can” that was freaking Sharon out on a future episode as a kind of Easter egg for the viewers, but it never worked out.
  • The “don’t squeeze the Charmin” line proved tricky for translators. They thought it was a play on the word charming, but Caroline Dhavernas (Jaye) had to tell them it was just a brand of toilet paper. The phrase was used in commercials for the product between 1964 and 1985.
  • Before the series was picked up and filming began, the cast was slightly different. Lee Pace’s Aaron was played by Adam Scott and Tracie Thoms’ Mahandra was played by Kerry Washington. The actress playing Heidi (Eric’s estranged wife) in this episode is not Jewel Staite, who ends up playing that role later on.

I’ve talked about Space Channel 5 before, how it’s a music-based rhythm game where intrepid space reporter Ulala saves the galaxy from the invading Morolians by dancing and how Space Michael Jackson shows up to help out a little. So I know you’re all familiar with it, even if you haven’t played it. The game is kitschy fun and quite unlike anything else I’ve ever played, though PaRappa the Rapper is close.

I own very little videogame memorabilia. I don’t really know why, other than the stuff I want is expensive and I don’t really have a place to display it. I’ve had my eye on some Mass Effect figures for a while, but just can’t bring myself to fork over the $20 per character. I can’t get past the “But what would I do with it?” question.

So it helps, I think, that one of the neatest pieces I own was given to me by a friend I had introduced to the game (coincidentally, she is also the friend I had to rely on to finish the game for me since I am rhythmically-challenged). The piece is “Ulala with Morolians (Resin Statue) (Tower Records Exclusive),” and I took care of the problem of not having a place to display it by taking it to work, where it sits on a shelf directly under a model of the U.S.S. Enterprise.  I don’t get many visitors in my office, and I have literally gotten less than five comments on any of my decor in the eight years I’ve been there. I think that’s very strange, because this is not the normal decor one usually has in an office. If I saw this in your office, I would certainly ask about it.

Here’s what it looks like (as usual, click to embiggen):

This is exactly the sort of outfit a space reporter who needs to save the galaxy by dancing might wear.

This is exactly the sort of outfit a space reporter who needs to save the galaxy by dancing might wear.

 

I think the Morolians are just about the most adorable invading aliens ever.

I think the Morolians are just about the most adorable invading aliens ever.

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