August 8, 2013 What I’m Playing: August 2013
A few years ago the very idea of playing games with a social element to them elicited a hearty “meh” from me. Farmville was the shining example and it had no appeal to me whatsoever. But, as we’ve talked about before, somebody had the idea to put a Simpsons wrapping around Farmville and I’ve been hooked for 6+ months. Now it turns out there are a few games I play with social elements and it’s simultaneously neat and frustrating. Good thing there are still non-social games a person can play, I guess.
So here are the games I’m playing these days, in no particular order:
- Jetpack Joyride (Windows Phone) – I resisted this one for a long time because it didn’t look like the sort of thing I would enjoy. But the allure of a free game with Gamerpoints was too strong and I caved. Turns out I really enjoy it! The mission structure is such that I want to complete them and move forward in the game.
- The Simpsons Tapped Out (iPad) – Yep, still playing it. The most nefarious new addition is Krustyland, and it makes me a little nervous. It’s kind of a separate game only tangentially related to the main game. you still need your characters to do tasks to earn things, but you’re building a theme park and trying to make it good enough that people will come. There are a lot of random Springfieldians wandering around the park, which makes it hard to find your characters, but adds some nice ambiance. It’s kind of like Roller Coaster Tycoon without the ability to design your own coasters. We’ll see how it goes.
- AlphaJax (Windows Phone) – I generally have 3-4 games going on at any one time.
- Scrabble (iPad) – I have one opponent who plays regularly and a several others who disappear for weeks at a time. Very weird. Also, I lose more than I win anymore and that’s depressing.
- Fairway Solitaire (Windows Phone) – I played this for a while on the iPad, but when it came to Windows Phone I slapped down cash for it, even though there aren’t any achievements for it. I’ve 3-starred all the main courses and don’t have enough in-game cash to buy the extra courses. The Windows Phone version doesn’t have the daily challenges like the iOS and Android versions do, and that’s hampering my progress. I’m hopeful they’ll add that functionality soon.
- The Sims Freeplay (iPad) – They have now added the ability to visit your friends’ towns, and it’s really cool to see what they’ve done. Two problems, though: a) I always want to get their Sims to wash and eat and whatever else because their levels are always low, but I can’t; and b) I’ve turned into one of those “hey, I need to play the guitar in your town, can you buy one?” guys. I mean, I’m willing to do that for others who need me to, but I doubt that excuses my badgering.
- My Muppets Show (iPad)- Newest addition to the bunch and maybe the scariest, as I’m going to be highly motivated to Get All The Muppets. This is genius. Frequent commenter bd showed me this one and it might end our friendship.
- Final Fantasy XIII (Xbox 360) – I haven’t played a Final Fantasy games since VIII, and I’d forgotten how odd the tone in a JRPG can be. It’s going to take me a while to get used to it.
- Fable III (Xbox 360) – This was the free-to-Gold game for last month and I’m done with the main storyline, I’m just mopping up some of the outstanding quests. I like the Fable series, but this one suffered because the map system was loathsome to me.
- Q*bert (PlayStation) – I have this game for my Dreamcast, but I don’t have a good place to have my Dreamcast permanently hooked up, so I bought the PS1 version because it will work in my PS3. The Adventure Mode is a lot of fun, and I’m doing better on the original game than I have in a long time.
What are you playing? Any good suggestions for me?
Tags: WIP
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August 7, 2013 Batman Lego Movie
My 11-year-old nephew is a huge Lego fan. He has more Star Wars Lego kits than actually exist, I think, and he can put many of them together without looking at the instructions, which boggles my mind. Standard family practice for birthdays and Christmas has been to see if he’s got a Lego wishlist and either get a smaller kit for him or join forces with other family members to go in on a larger kit. He still doesn’t have a Death Star kit, as far as I know, so that’s maybe still on the horizon.
When there’s no official list to pull from, an uncle needs to get creative. So the last time out, I went with a Batman kit, because of course I did. If he’s not specific in the future, he might get Ninja Turtles or The Lone Ranger or something, but there are still several Batman kits to get through. Poor kid didn’t even know if he liked Batman before he got the Batplane kit I gave him, I don’t think.
So imagine my surprise when I got this video from my brother: a homemade Lego Batman movie. I didn’t intend for it to be Batman Week around here, but I wanted to share this with you because it’s great, and because (as my brother says), my nephew and his sister “are both convinced that if something’s on the Internet, it’s world-famous.” Let’s make this world-famous, shall we?
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August 7, 2013 Phil & Lem Already Did It
I don’t know why everyone’s so excited about this lab-grown beef taste testing. Phil Lem solved that thing years ago.
Tags: Better Off Ted
August 6, 2013 Tuesday 7: Movie Batmans

Paul Simon famously sang “Everything looks worse in black and white,” but I don’t think he ever saw this picture
If you want to argue that it should be “Movie Batmen” you’re going to have to go elsewhere because I think it could be either. I chose “Batmans” because it sounds funnier. Also, I’m only including one animated Batman movie at this time.
7. Lewis Wilson – Played Batman in some serials in the 40s, but I haven’t seen them, so I can’t really rank him. In this instance “can’t really rank him” means “gets stuck at the bottom.” Sorry, Lewis. I’m going to guess, though, by what I’ve read about those serials that this ranking wouldn’t change if I had seen
6. Adam West – I understand why people like the campy movie and series, I just don’t.
5. George Clooney – I think George made a decent Bruce Wayne, or at least would have if the script had called for it.
4. Val Kilmer – I love Val in other stuff, but he suffers here because his movie wasn’t good. That’s not technically his fault, I don’t think.
3. Kevin Conroy – I know at least one reader who is going to be angry that Kevin isn’t at the top. He’s fantastic, and for many folks he’s what they think of when they think of Batman. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm was for the longest time the best Batman movie there was, and his work in the Arkham video games were movie-like enough that he gets bonus points from me for them, too.
2. Christian Bale – The only nitpick you can have with him is the Batman Voice thing he does in the last two movies, but that’s just because you don’t like hearing it. It would mess with criminals’ heads, I think, and it was the right choice. It was part of the persona.
1. Michael Keaton – Listen, I know Christian Bale is the best movie Batman, so don’t give me any grief. These lists aren’t about “best,” though, they’re about “favorite.” I still remember all of the griping around the choice of Michael Keaton back in the day – “A comedian! Playing Batman!” – but not only did he do a great job, he also had the sense to leave the series when he saw what Joel Schumacher was planning for the next entry and that might make him the smartest guy on this list. And we all know Batman is super smart, y’all.
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