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I thoroughly love New Girl, but it has been driving me crazy all season long. This Nick/Jess thing is blerg, and I’m apparently the only one who thinks so. Most places I read are all “It’s about time!” and “More!” and I’m all “afhasDFKjhsvhsvl.”  The thing is, I know all about the “will they or won’t they?” thing that TV shows do and how important that is and yada yada yada.  I do!  I really get it!  But this one… hmpf.

Let’s look at some others here:

Sam & Diane (Cheers)

My wife and started watching through Cheers about a month ago. I had only seen a handful of episodes and she had never seen any. It’s been a fun trip so far, seeing the differences in sitcoms from thirty years ago and today, especially as reflected in hairstyles. But “Sam & Diane” is always held up as one of the classic relationships in TV history. I know enough to know she’s not around past the mid-point of the show, so here in the middle of the second season there’s still plenty of ups and downs ahead of us. Thing is, I don’t get why they’re together. She’s a jerk to him 90% of the time. Seriously!  I mean, Sam’s no paragon of virtue and correctness, but she’s constantly calling him dumb and whatnot. Not only should they not be dating, she should get fired. Ugh. Maybe things get better in the next few seasons, I don’t know. I know that after Diane we get a similar thing with Rebecca, so I don’t even know whether to look forward to that or not.

Madelyn & David (Moonlighting)

I’ve never even seen an episode of this show, so there’s no good reason for me to include it, other than everyone says that when these two finally got together it ruined the show.

J.D. & Elliot (Scrubs)

I know plenty of people who got tired of their on-again/off-again, but viewed over the course of the whole show I really liked it. There were times, of course, when I was watching it weekly that it’d be all “ARGH,” but being able to watch it in chunks now makes it better. And I love love love the way that one ended.

Turk & Carla (Scrubs)

This is one of my favorite relationships on an TV show ever. Believable, temperamental, and sweet.

(At this point you’re expecting me to do a J.D. & Turk joke, but I ain’t gonna, so there!)

Jim & Pam (The Office)

This is another of my favorite TV relationships. Or at least it was, until the showrunners got the brilliant idea to do ridiculous things with it this season. It’s still my favorite part of The Office, the calm center all the other crazy things circled.  “Boring,” my friend who hates them together says. “Nertz to you,” I say in response.

Ross & Rachel / Monica & Chandler (Friends)

The Ross & Rachel thing drove me crazy, and still does on rewatch.  I don’t know, it just got so hateful at times. I think I’m more of a “those two are going to be together, let them be together” fan, but that’s why they don’t let me write for TV: you need conflict.  I’m much more a fan of Monica & Chandler’s story, and now that I think about it, it’s because it’s like the Turk & Carla story. They start dating, they realistically progress, and on from there, even to be the tying-up point of the show’s ending.

Jerry & Elaine (Seinfeld)

We start the show (eventually) with them having dated, but they aren’t anymore. There are a couple of episodes where they flirt with advancing their relationship, but that’s it. Putting the two of them back together for any length of time would have completely undermined the show, and I love the nod to that effect in the “show within a show” episodes. “We’re going to mention this because we know it’s a terrible idea, but look at these network execs who think it would be good. Knuckleheads!”

Liz & Jack (30 Rock)

This is where we get into the “people want it to happen but I don’t know why because that’s ridiculous” category, a category that is in need of a serious name revamp. Liz & Jack very clearly work best as a teacher-student/friend dynamic, but there were apparently a lot of people who wanted to see them get together. Can you mimagine how much that would have ruined the show?  I don’t get why people wanted this…

Nick & Jess (New Girl)

…which brings us back to New Girl. The roommate dynamic among the four leads is fantastic, witty, and sharp. Bringing in people for them to date for a few episodes works great in the context of the show. Plus, you’ve got the nice Schmidt/CeCe dynamic going so you’ve got a steady thi– oh, wait, no you don’t.  Stupid jerk showrunners. Bah. That’s the relationship that makes sense in this show. I like Nick a lot and I like Jess a lot. I dislike “Nick & Jess” so very, very much. Granted, maybe when the show has run its course and I can watch it all at once like Scrubs, maybe I’ll end up being okay with it. Right now, though, it is driving me crazy.

I can’t distill from these examples what makes it okay or not in my book. If it’s not the main cast (Schmidt & CeCe), or the main cast is big enough (Scrubs, The Office) it seems to be okay for me. I think Nick & Jess is too much like if Jerry & Elaine were together for me. I like licorice and I like pecan pie, but I wouldn’t like them together, no, sir.

 

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Okay, so I went ahead and did it. I mean, it was about time, right? All I want to do in Draw Something anymore is draw Q*berts, so why not just draw a Q*bert every day?

Now, I will say that I didn’t name it “Daily Q*bert Drawing” on purpose, as I wanted to leave room for pictures and other stuff, but so far it’s been drawings.  I know I’m not a great artist, but it’s been an important growth step for me, this not caring that I’m not a great artist while I’m trying to improve.  You may enjoy the Q*berts, you may not – it’s all good either way! Furthermore, I’d love to post your Q*berts, so draw ’em if you got ’em and let me know!

Part of the process is figuring out how to draw the Q*berts. I don’t think I’m ready for actual pen and paper, so I’m pursuing digital means. The easiest is to draw him in a game on Draw Something and take a screenshot, but I don’t always have turns to take, and I don’t want my opponents to stop playing because “all he ever draws is Q*bert.” So I’m mixing those in with some other things and playing around with a few apps on iPad. So far I’ve used Paper and Sketchbook Express, but Adobe Ideas and Sketchbook Ink show some promise.

I promised the winner of the Giveaway a drawing of Q*bert, and he wanted one of Q*bert smashing a computer, so here it is:

Honestly, we've all wanted to do this exact thing.

Honestly, we’ve all wanted to do this exact thing.

Now to take some art lessons and get crackin’.

 

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How YOU doin'?

How YOU doin’?

We don’t use the term “movie star” so much any more.  Today we have actors.  Times change; that’s fine.  And perhaps actors are more about the art than the glamor; that’s also fine, maybe even good.

But there was a day when a star’s mystique (both on-screen and personal) was alone powerful enough to bring people to the box offices in droves.  Movie stars inspired men to dream quiet dreams and caused women to swoon.  Gossip rags, eager to both satisfy and fuel the frenzy, dug up any interesting tidbit they could to publish, and if they couldn’t find it out, they’d make it up.

On second thought, maybe things haven’t changed all that much.

Cary Grant practically defines that term, movie star.  Handsome, athletic, charming, refined, and hilarious, he epitomized the “dreamboat” of the silver screen.  Nominated for two Oscars during his film career and winning neither, he was a good actor, but not a great one.  His best performance was, in fact, honing his persona, and bringing that to the screen, if in slightly different manifestations, in his better films.

And, for the most part, that’s the best thing about the best Cary Grant films.  Yes, the stories are decent, and the leading ladies top-tier, but the element that makes them is that they would not be the same, or nearly half as good, with any other actor then Grant.  Not too ironically, he won his only Oscar, an honarary career achievement award, essentially for being Cary Grant.

I haven’t seen all Grant’s films, but I’ve seen most.  The ones selected below as the Top Ten represent both his career arc and Cary Grant at his best.

10. Gunga Din (1939):  This is a relatively early entry in Grant’s careerbody of work and is not a typical Grant vehicle, but rather a solid group performance, or perhaps romp.  Grant; Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.; and Victor McLagen team up as low level  officers in the British Army who would rather be treasure hunters, but end up fending off a Thuggee rebelion in India.  Best scene:  Grant in a short lived boxing match with Mclagen.  Legend has it Grant was actually knocked out.

9. The Grass is Greener (1960): Another atypical entry in the Cary Grant oeuvre.  Grant plays the Lord of a British estate which is now open to public tourism so ends can be made to meet.  Grant carefully restrains his comic abilities in a manner quite appropriate to this comedy of manners.  While the leading lady, Deborah Kerr, and Grant’s romantic nemesis, Robert Mitchum, fall a bit flat here, Grant and Jean Simmons keep things lively.  Best scene: the disappearanc of the fur-coat.

8. Mr. Lucky (1943):  Cary Grant puts his suave affability to (mildly) evil intent as a con-man out to rook Larraine Day’s charity organization, but love gets in the way.  This film gives just a bit of insight into how Hollywood entered the war effort during WWII. Best Scene: Grant learning to knit and the related gags thereafter (“You call that knitting?  You dropped a stitch!).

7. Father Goose (1964):  This is Grant’s second to last film, and his last in a lead role.  Grant plays a scruffy, rough-around-the-edges island hopper impressed into the role of remote lookout for the British Navy during WWII.  Comedy and romance ensue when Leslie Caron and a gaggle of her orphan charges are stranded with him.  Best Scene:  Probably a tie between Grant getting Caron drunk as he waits for her to die of snakebite and 60 year old Grant putting an abrupt end to the awkward advances of the 16 year old orphan who has a crush on him.

6. Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House (1948):  I could have as easily put The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer, released a year earlier, in this slot. Both pair Grant with a sardonic Myrna Loy.  Both build from an implausible premise to an all out ridiculous conclusion.  Both are hilarious.  Heck, both contain a surplus of “B”s in the title.  But Mark’s love for Mr. Blandings tips the scales.  Best Scene:  One of Grant’s sub-contractors has some difficulty drilling a well.

5. Charade (1963):  Grant blends just the right amount of charm, comedy, and menace to keep this spy-thriller/whodunit simultaneously light and taut.  Audry Hepburn plays the stress-eating love interest.  And James Coburn leads a great gang of villains.  Best Scene: Walter Matthau’s initial interview with Hepburn.

4. The Philadelphia Story (1940).  This is a surprisingly sofphisticated society satire that assembles an incredible team in Grant, Katherine Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart.  Grant appears just enough to make it a Cary Grant movie, but Hepburn is really the star.  Best Scene: The wedding, followed closely by Stewart romancing an overly champagned Hepburn.

(These last tHree are really tough to prioritize.  I wouldn’t argue with anyone who arranged them differently.)

3. North By Northwest (1959):  This is the final and finest of the four films Grant made with legendary director Alfred Hitchcock.  Razor-sharp dialogue, relentless action, and a top-notch villian in James Mason (assisted by a young [and man-crushed?] Martin Landau), a truly great Bernard Hermann score, and, of course, peerless direction by Hitchcock make this mistaken-identity caper a classic.  Best Scene:  Yeah, it’s the cropduster.

2.  Bringing Up Baby (1938):  A screwball comedy classic.  Socialite Katherine Hepburn and paleo-zoologist(!) Grant chase an escaped pet leopard around the Connecticut countryside.  Best Scene: Any of several in which Hepburn and Grant chase an escaped pet leopard around the Connecticut countryside would suffice, but probably the one were Hepburn tries to talk herself and Grant out of a small-town pokey.

1.  His Girl Friday (1940):  Grant is quite simply at his best playing an unscrupulous newspaper editor who will do anything and use anyone to get the story he needs.  Rosiland Russel is flawless as the fast-talking city-wise reporter who, having divorced Grant, adds insult to that injury by leaving his paper to play housewife with the fumbling Ralph Bellamy.  A biting satire of the newspaper industry intertwined with high-comedy and, yes, a love story.  Best Scene: Russell tells Grant she quits–Grant: “Don’t believe me?   Want to check my fingerprints?”  Russell: “No thanks, I’ve still got those.” –this movie is why we have the term “repartee”.

This episode focuses a lot on Veronica and has Rose in it, so you know it’s going to be great.

The focus is on identity, and Ted’s telling us that right out of the gate doesn’t dilute the episode. In fact, using Alice and Ernie as quick examples in passing is a great way to show that everyone from the lowest levels to the highest still want to figure themselves out. We go from Alice and Ernie to Veronica in just a few minutes, people we don’t know at all to someone we know pretty well thirteen episodes in. I’ve always wanted to sit in on a writer’s room when they’re talking ideas out. Watching the extras on the Seinfeld DVDs reveals that many of the iconic stories are based on things that actually happened to one of the writers. It just makes me wonder how they hit on this issue of identity, a thing that everyone deals with to some extent, but is probably an even bigger thought-occupier in an actor’s head.  I’m speculating here and putting more on the episode than it warrants, but it’s something that crossed my mind.

Anyway!

Veronica’s delight at seeing the search engine find random pictures of her is one of my favorite Veronica moments in the whole series. She’s self-confident and powerful, but she still likes attention – we’ve seen that before in Veronica, of course, but her “More, more more!” here while excitedly clapping is just too adorable, a phrase I don’t think I’ve ever applied to Veronica before. Her glee turns into another rare thing for her in short order. How often do we see Veronica who doesn’t know what to do almost immediately? Her attempt to point attention to Linda and run out of the room is very amusing.

Veronica doesn’t want to look weird or weak in front of the underlings. She certainly doesn’t want them laughing at her, most likely because she feels if they’re laughing at her they won’t be listening to, obeying, and respecting her. She saw how disastrously everything went when she tried to be more supportive and kind, so her panic mode here is most likely justified. But the heart wants what it wants, and Veronica’s heart wants Kevin. She decides to be true to herself and perform, and it’s the right choice for her. In the end, and to their credit, the Veridian employees are mesmerized by her performance, and since we never hear about it again, it must not have caused any of them to lose respect for Veronica.

Meanwhile, Phil’s existential crisis is jumpstarted by champion bull rider Byron McNurtney, who looks just like him. “If this guy looks just like me, why is he surrounded by gorgeous women and I am not?” Leave it to a couple of scientists to theorize that if you fake confidence you have it and then want to test it. Smooth Phil is great, but Regular Phil’s decision to not become him makes the most sense for the character. Being confident and awesome is fine as far as it goes, but getting punched a lot is no fun.

Meanwhile, in Ted & Linda Relationship Land, Ted returns to being a person he used to be (someone who goes on dates) and Linda figures out a little bit more of who she is (someone who shouldn’t be dating someone else because she wants to be with Ted).

I love how the theme gets played out in several different ways throughout the episode, with pretty much everything in the episode coming back to it. There’s actual growth in the characters, while not being anything that will drastically change the show, because you can’t really do that and keep the magic of the show. Even Phil’s realization about what he could be with some effort but deciding to stay where he is is a change for the character while still being growth. It’s a neat bit of writing, I think.

Bits and Pieces:

  • “So my boyfriend wants us to move in together.” – Linda
    “Why would he want us to move in together?” – Veronica
    “No, I mean he wants me to move in with him.” – Linda
    “Then where am I supposed to live?” – Veronica
  • “Okay, fellas, nerd it up.” -Veronica (This should be this site’s new tagline)
  • “With this technology we have finally defeated privacy!” – Bhamba
  • “Is that the magician?” – Ted
    “His name is Mordor, what do you think?” – Veronica
  • Bhamba pulling the handkerchief for Veronica, because even Bhamba stays true thimself in this episode, and that’s just the sort of thing Bhamba would do. No existential crisis for Bhamba!
  • Mordor the Unforgiving
  • “Why would I be on a bull without zinc on my nose?” – Phil
  • Phil thinks that spurs are tall shoes with throwing stars attached
  • Linda’s friend Rebecca is a veterinarian, and she seems very nice.
  • Ernie calls Veronica “V-ness” right before she slaps him
  • Veronica hates Dutch Blend again
  • “People are not loving the slapping.” – Ted
  • Veronica slaps Ted. Ted slaps Veronica. “We’re cool.” – Veronica
  • “So you’re saying by just acting confident, you can McNurtney-ize yourself?” – Lem
  • “I bought a boat!” – Rose ($140,000!)
  • “Well… don’t pick up when I call.” – Phil, being super smooth
  • Lem assumes it was a girl who beat Phil up
  • “I’m a scientist, Lem. I’ve been a threat to humanity, the environment, even Jupiter once, but never to a hot girl’s boyfriend.” – Phil
  • Linda leaves a screenful of Ted pictures when she goes to lunch with Rebecca. Is this weird to anyone else? Or is everyone in the office so aware of Linda’s Ted cruch that it isn’t strange?  I mean, she doesn’t even lock her screen.
  • Veronica’s stage name is Athena. Athen loves Mordor.  There’s your tattoo idea, folks.
  • Phil & Lem, scientists who figure out the secrets of the universe, are all agog at the magic show. Good for them!
  • “Yo, where’s my quarter?” – Ernie, after Linda slaps him

Commercial:

No commercial this week!  Boo!

Ideas/Inventions mentioned in this episode:

  • Image-based search engine – I’m pretty sure Google stole this idea from Veridian
  • Container full of eyes
  • Carnivorous shoes (theoretical)

Coworkers named/seen:

  • Alice, who still thinks she’s 20
  • Ernie, who thinks he’s a gangsta, and is one of my favorite extra characters “Crazy story…”

Next week: Season 1 wrap-up and a discussion about what the future holds for Let’s Watch Something Together

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And the winner of the first ever zwolanerd giveaway is…

Joe!

I used the list randomizer at random.org, covered the top part of the screen, and hit the randomize button 41 times. No cats involved this time around, I’m afraid.

The good news is that Joe only picked one movie to get (The Wedding Singer), so the rest of them might be up for grabs at a later date. Joe, be sure to leave a comment with your Q*bert suggestion, and I”ll get you your movie and Q*bert drawing soon.

As for the site suggestions, there were some really good ones, so I’m going to include them here for you to take a look at it, just in case you don’t read the comments.

Joe: I’d like to see some of the things that shaped you into who you are today in review form. Movies, music, whatever. Your general feelings about the subject and how it moved you in a certain direction.

Derek: I actually had an idea for your site and now I can use it to maybe win a copy of UHF. Second chance: You watch a show or movie that you either never bothered to see or that you saw but didn’t care for when you were younger. Then tell us why you didn’t see it or care for it, then watch it again and see if your view has changed or if you regret not having watched it sooner.

bd: I think you should be reading more Batman trades you haven’t read and talking about them. Because I like to talk about Batman. (Batman)

TheBon: I really think you should investigate weekly/daily qberts since I know how happy drawing them makes you.

Angela: What I’d like to see on this site is your take on movie ratings and censorship. How serious should movie ratings be taken, what should and shouldn’t be allowed in movies, and how they influence children. And also whether or not it’s up to the government to keep kids from being exposed to bad things or the parents. You know… That kind of stuff.

Mandy: I think it would be fun to do a weekly post of a “Decade of Movies”; pick a decade, pick a day a week to review a movie, each post being the next year in the decade (Movie/Post1: 1980, Movie/Post 2: 1981, etc.) You could pick whichever movie you wanted, and maybe you’d end up watching something you’ve never watched before. OR! You could take movie suggestions from others!

EmilyB: How about Top 5 movies that sucked so bad, you want your 2 hours back?

d4v34x: Musical stuff, perhaps?

Kira: Have you done a sort of list of “great romantic scenes set to great romantic music” or something? Like, just those wonderful scenes in romantic comedies/TV shows when the couple FINALLY kisses, usually set to music? :D

daniel: More of the same

Eric: I’m hoping you will write a preview of what you expect from the upcoming Arrested Development season.

Brian: As for things I’d like to see, hmm. I’ve really enjoyed the “How games affect me” post and that’d be really interesting to see more of.

Meags: I don’t want any of your movies, but my suggestion is BUFFY! as always.