February 10, 2015 Tuesday 10: Movies of 1998
I have seen 67 of the movies released in 1998, but these ten are my favorite:
10. The X-Files – I tried to start another watch-through of the TV show a while back, but couldn’t get into it. When it was airing, though, I loved it, and if they start it back up, I’ll watch that, too. This movie had actual answers in it, which blew my mind at the time.
9. Saving Private Ryan – The Vietnam War was the war I knew most about in high school, from both books and movies. Compared to it, I always thought of WWII as a “nicer” war. I don’t really know how to explain that, really, but I can say that the first 45 minutes of this movie did more to change my perspective on WWII than anything else I’ve seen.
8. Waking Ned Devine – I had to put the captions on while watching this because the accents were so much, but this movie is a delight.
7. A Bug’s Life – Probably the Pixar movie I’ve seen the most times, but it’s not necessarily by choice – I was just around kids that really liked it. Repeated viewings made it grow on me, and the cast really is fantastic.
6. Deep Impact – You can have all the Armageddon you want: this is my “asteroid is headed to Earth” movie.
5. Star Trek: Insurrection – My favorite of the Next Generation crew movies, even though I know it shouldn’t be.
4. The Wedding Singer – My favorite Adam Sandler movie by a long shot. I’m sure most of that is because of the music.
3. The Truman Show – I still feel like Jim Carrey should have gotten an Oscar for this.
2. Out of Sight – My favorite George Clooney movie… and probably my favorite Jennifer Lopez movie?
1. Rushmore – Wes Anderson movies are apparently right up my alley.
Special mentions:
- Sphere – The book was my favorite Michael Crichton, but I was so, so disappointed by the movie.
- The Big Lebowski – I know this one should be on my list and near the top, but I just can’t. I love most of the Coen Brothers movies, and I even like this one okay, it’s just not my favorite. Sorry.
- Pi – I’m pretty sure this was the first indie movie I ever saw. It completely changed my idea of what movies could be, even if I didn’t understand how or why.
- Antz – The other animated ant movie released this year. Initially I liked it much better than A Bug’s Life, even. I still like it quite a bit.
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February 9, 2015 Weird Al’s 4th Grammy
Weird Al won a Best Comedy Album Grammy for Mandatory Fun last night, his fourth overall. Here’s his acceptance speech:
He beat out Jim Gaffigan, Louis C. K., Patton Oswalt, and Sarah Silverman for the award this year, and that’s kind of a crazy group. I mean, I know they can’t have a “Musical Comedy Album” section, because Al’s really the only game in town as far as that’s concerned, but it feels a little weird for him to be lumped in with the spoken comedy people.
Al’s Grammy wins to date:
- 1985: Best Comedy Album for “Eat It”
- 1988: Best Concept Music Video for “Fat”
- 2004: Best Comedy Album for “Poodle Hat”
- 2015: Best Comedy Album for “Mandatory Fun”
Congratulations, Al! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
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February 6, 2015 Left Shark
Even if you didn’t watch the Super Bowl last week, by now you’ve probably heard of Left Shark:
There is very clearly a dance Left Shark should be doing, but he is not doing it, and I can’t help but wonder what happened. Did he forget? Was he a last-minute replacement so he never got the training? Was the pressure of doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl too much for him? Whatever the case, I feel for the guy. This, after all, is exactly what would happen to me if you put me in a shark outfit and pushed me on stage five feet from Katy Perry in front of millions and millions of people. Really, we are all Left Shark to some degree and in some situations.
It occurred to me that Left Shark deserved his own song, so Brian and I collaborated to bring you this. I don’t have the abilities nor facilities to record this, so you’ll have to fire up the original in a separate tab and sing along on your own:
If you see a cardboard sign at the Super Bowl that says
15 yards to the Left Shark! Left Shark yeahI’m headed down to Phoenix Stadium
Lookin’ for the halftime show
Head for the halftime show, halftime show,
She’s got her a tiger, it’s as big as a whale
And we’re headin’ down with the Left Shark
We’ve got us a stage, it goes out to the 20
So hurry up, and bring your beach ball, honeyThe Left Shark has a little weird face and
We can dance together
Left Shark baby
A Left Shark baby
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left SharkSign says, woo, show us your moves
Cause dance rules with the Left Shark
Well it’s dancin’ there in the middle of the field
Just a funky old shark and it’s setting off sparksKaty on a lion
Katy wearing flames
Katy on a star now
Katy at the Big GameThe Left Shark has a little weird face and
We can dance together
Left Shark baby
Left Shark baby
Left Shark, that’s where it’s at
Left Shark, that’s where it’s atWaves and some beach balls, dancin’ with a palm tree
Wearin’ next to nothin’ cuz she’s Katy Perry
The whole shark shimmies
Yeah the whole shark shimmies
The whole shark shimmies when everybody’s movin’ around
And around and around and around
All the players movin’, huddled and a-groovin’ baby,
Teams linin’ up, just to get a touchdown
Quarterback calls hike and, everybody’s runnin’ babyFunky little shark
Funky little sharkHop on that tiger, it’s as big as a whale
And set fin status to “Flail”We’ve got us a stage, it goes out to the 20, so come on
And bring your beach ball, honeyThe Left Shark has a little weird face and
We can dance together
Left Shark baby
A Left Shark baby
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left SharkRun run run on the 1, baby
Speak a little louder, baby
Run run run on the 1, baby
I can’t hear you
Run run run on the 1, baby
Yell a little louder, sugar
Run run run on the 1, baby
I can’t hear you
Run run run on the 1, baby
Yell a little louder
Run run on the 1, baby, run run
On the 1, baby, run run
On the 1, run run
On the 1, baby, run run
You’re what?
Pass play
Busted!Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
Left Shark baby Left Shark
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February 5, 2015 Now What?
You might remember a few months ago that I accidentally deleted my Minecraft save. If you don’t remember that then just know a few months ago I accidentally deleted my Minecraft save. I went through all five stages of grief, though I still struggle with Acceptance when I fire up a saved clip that shows my old world.
I did start a new world, though, and I’ve set about doing what needs to be done, which in my case means digging a 64 long x 60-64 deep x 15 wide pit out back of my house, with the door of the house at coordinates x=0, y=64, z=0, of course. In case you’re wondering, a pit that big has somewhere shy of 54,000 blocks in it, since there are underground caverns and the bedrock is variable. in all of that digging, I found 6-7 diamonds, which is a pretty poor return rate on digging, I feel.
Thing is, now that the pit is dug, I don’t know what else to do. I don’t have any interest in building giant castles or 1:1 models of the Enterprise (even though I think those things are way awesome when other people do them). I’ve though about starting another pit, but I can’t bring myself to do it. This might come as a surprise to you, but digging pits in Minecraft can be a tedious endeavor… which is why I don’t really understand why I feel compelled to dig them.
I don’t have much interest in building machines or other automated processes, either.
One thing I did do was load up a Creative version of my world. You can change your Survival world to a Creative one, but it turns off achievements and other things if you do, so I just made a new world with the same seed. I should probably be ashamed to admit this, but I did this for one reason: I wanted to find the End Portal.
Finding the End Portal requires throwing an Eye of Ender up into the air and following the direction it goes. It only goes 10 or so blocks, so you have to keep doing it, and sometimes the Eye you are using just blows up for no apparent reason, so you have to use another one (and another one, and another one, and…). Making an Eye of Ender requires getting Ender Pearls and Blaze Rods, which you get (sometimes) by killing Endermen and Blazes. I’ve been able to kill a few Endermen, but haven’t ever gotten a legitimate Ender Pearl, to say nothing about getting Blaze Powder. And, once you find the End Portal, you need 12 more Eyes of Ender to activate it, so you really need a lot of these things.
In Creative mode, you can just get these things, free of charge. So I got a bunch of Eyes of Ender, threw them around to find the End Portal, and wrote down the coordinates. Then, back in my actual world, I just went to those coordinates. It’s basically cheating, but I still can’t really do anything with it, since I need Eyes to open it and go through it.
…I mean, yeah, I went through the End Portal in Creative mode. I wanted to see the Ender Dragon! He is pretty awesome, and I really don’t understand how anybody kills him in Survival mode, because he is a megabeast.
So I guess I can just start trying to farm for Ender Pearls and go from there, but that’s going to take a long, long time. Endermen are random, I’m terrible at killing them, and they rarely drop pearls.
Any other suggestions?
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February 4, 2015 Lyn Plays Boppin’
Another in the long list of games I played the first installment of is Boppin’. Let’s get this sorted right now – there is no g. It’s Boppin’. It is not now and never was Bopping. You wash your mouth out. In fact, it wasn’t even a first installment as such. I didn’t realise at the time, but it was more of a sampler. I realise this now because of the number of levels I just played that I have never seen before. You should know by now my memory for games of the early to mid 1990s is almost perfect, so I’m certain on this one.
With a lot of these old games, replaying them now is kind of a joke because game mechanics and graphics and plots have moved on so much from the early 1990s (gosh that sounded really good, remember I said that). Boppin’ remains very playable and appealing. Good effort from the devs there. The plot line is a bit dated simply because it refers to games that were big in the early 1990s. Otherwise, the puzzle mechanic and the cheery graphics still feel fun.
Two player mode is an option if you have someone else in the room with you, but single player is as fun and you don’t have to say “You smashed that block you dork!” and have fisticuffs. I get competitive, what can I say?
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